Today is S.A.D., and tigera is annoying V 2.0

Panthera Tigris is a species that earns Ian's annoyance. Therefore, they have to deal with extinction issues because they are damn annoying desu. Oh, and I think emo people are stupid. So that puts me first in the list, of which Tigera comes in second for her perpetual emo-ness. But then again I got over the emo-ism, like, yesterday. Cause today is Singles' Awareness Day (aka S.A.D)and I prefer not to call it Valentine's Day. Cause its so damn emo and stupid. LOL. Got tagged, so here goes

Seven things you plan to do before you die

1. Earn lots of money
2. Find a brainy, beautiful, gorgeous, lusty, horny, sexy wife. Which exists only in Midgard. Or Hades' Realm. Oh I play too much Age of Mythology.
3. Earn tons of money. Heck, print money. For the fun of it.
4. Use that money to earn more money.
5. And use all that money to buy an island so I could build my own evil empire to conspire against Tigera's evil dominion plan.
6. Team up with Tigera to take over the world and split it in half - I take whole of Asia, she takes the rest.
7. Donate money to the cause of evangelism. Missionaries. Woteba. LOL?

Seven things you can do

1. Type
2. Sit
3. Stand
4. Walk
5. Pick nose
6. Blink
7. Bake a nice, sweet cake.

Seven most repeated phrases or words

1. Ha?
2. Lol.
3. Ha?
4. Haha
5. Ha?
6. Lol.
7. What?

Seven physical traits you look for the opposite sex

1. Eyes. Brown. Hazel brown.
2. Skin colour - must be fair.
3. Brownish long straight / slightly curly hair
4. Respectable mammary glands, opposite of what Tigera possesses.
5. Not too short
6. Not too plump nor skinny. I hate walking sticks.
7. Nice facial features, i.e. not square-jawed, slant-eyes, Michael Jackson nose etc.

Three names you go by

1. Ian
2. Ian
3. Gou Xiong. Allegedly invented by Ah Ling aaaaaaaaa

Three things you like about yourself

1. My brain.
2. My knowledge of how to dig money online, albeit not being able to do so. For now.
3. My emo-ness. Last time. Now I like my unattached self and emotion faculty disfunction. Singles rule.

Three things you don't like about yourself

1. My height.
2. My body size.
3. My face. Would like it smoother without scars or blemishes.

Three things that scares me

1. Bad SPM result.
2. Cockroaches.
3. No source of stable income next time.

Three Drinks I like:

1. Red Wine.
2. Teh C Peng. Make no mistake, it is my favourite drink. Perfect with roti bakar or roti canai.
3. Beer. Oh I like Tsing Tao beer too. Made in China with a crisp, slightly tangy taste.

Three of your daily essentials

1. Internet
2. Plain drinking water.
3. Handphone

Three things that you are wearing now

1. T-shirt
2. shorts
3. underpants

Three of my favourite movies

1. The Matrix Trilogy
2. LOTR Trilogy
3. Spiderman Trilogy.

That makes 9 movies. LOL ZOMGWTFWHYTHEBLOODYHELLDOITYPETHIS!! XDXDXDXDXD

Two Truths and A Lie

1. I'm horny.
2. I'm good in Biology.
3. I'm desirable physically. LOL XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Three things about the opposite sex that appeals you

1. The way they can do things men can't do. *nudge*
2. The way SOME of them can be such sweet angels.
3. Only a girl's humane touch can reach out to a guy's heart. You can't have a guy sit down next to a heart-broken man and say "Dude, its okay, lemme give u a hug". That's against law of nature.

Three careers that you are considering, or have considered

1. Neurosurgeon
2. Accountant
3. Website Designer/Programmer (recently added to my list of probable career)

Three people you would like to tag
1. Kris
2. Kim MOO MOO!!!!
3. Panthera Tigris. Pay it forward! LOL ZOMGWTFBBQ!!! Desu. Your influence are strong, o forum spammer. XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD