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Sound familiar? You probably heard of it before on TV about some purple-coloured telco company. LOL.

Blogging. My new passion.

Seriously it seems everybody has a blog nowadays. Yet, mostly these type of blogs aren't even real blogs, they're more like kiddies online journal to post any ramblings they want. My blog here is one of them. Anyway, I got hooked on to my new hobby - lurking in those pro blogs, taking a leaf or two out of their books.

They really know what they're doing. Most of those bloggers earn thousands per month - printing money literally off the net. Suddenly I have this wonderful idea of being up there in the ranks of the pro bloggers of the net, along with the likes of Lilian, John Chow, Kenny Sia and Liew CF. But wtf, after that I realised something is missing. Like this quote from Lilian:

"If everybody is writing a blog on how to make money online, who are there to spend the money advertising on these blogs?"

LOL. I seriously LMAO-ed at this. I really love Lilian, her posts are so damn funny. One of the best mummy bloggers out there.

And so, I decided to open a blog (in the near future) just to post up crap and ramblings. And maybe earn a cent or two from it. Wish me luck!

Anyhoo, check out Lilian at 5xmom.com Seriously, if you're bored, read her posts. She's a Malaysian and uses an uncanny style to write. Very funny.

Oh, and I HAVE a blog now, just that its full of crap and haven't earned me a cent. Its at hakkamoneymaker.info, but its relatively quiet. Heck, of course it is. I'm still a noob. So I'm keeping this blog here at blogspot to post up ramblings.

Nervousness and anxiety.

They never go their seperate ways, do they? Its like they cannot be seperated from each other. Well maybe perhaps one is the synonym of the other. What am I talking about. It doesn't make sense. I always don't make sense.

Why am I nervous? SPM's coming out soon. Not sure how I fared. Hope everything's alright. Its the one thing that determines my future. On it lies my parent's aspirations, my family's honour, my own glory, my siblings' hopes, my friends' expectation and well, my life. Such pressure. o_O

Brain's decaying. Can't think straight.

Oh, and I just received a letter from PLKN Department. They rejected my application to change camp. WTFDAMMIT*@&Y(*$&*!@!@!!!!!!!!!! My mum's not gonna take it well. Selangor. Bloody 300 miles away. o_O oh Lordie. Why did You put me there? Are You trying to tell me something? Either way, I'm gonna go with dignity. Only if my parents are cool with it.

Got this feeling of dread again. Or is it anxiety? Gah.

Today is S.A.D., and tigera is annoying V 2.0

Panthera Tigris is a species that earns Ian's annoyance. Therefore, they have to deal with extinction issues because they are damn annoying desu. Oh, and I think emo people are stupid. So that puts me first in the list, of which Tigera comes in second for her perpetual emo-ness. But then again I got over the emo-ism, like, yesterday. Cause today is Singles' Awareness Day (aka S.A.D)and I prefer not to call it Valentine's Day. Cause its so damn emo and stupid. LOL. Got tagged, so here goes

Seven things you plan to do before you die

1. Earn lots of money
2. Find a brainy, beautiful, gorgeous, lusty, horny, sexy wife. Which exists only in Midgard. Or Hades' Realm. Oh I play too much Age of Mythology.
3. Earn tons of money. Heck, print money. For the fun of it.
4. Use that money to earn more money.
5. And use all that money to buy an island so I could build my own evil empire to conspire against Tigera's evil dominion plan.
6. Team up with Tigera to take over the world and split it in half - I take whole of Asia, she takes the rest.
7. Donate money to the cause of evangelism. Missionaries. Woteba. LOL?

Seven things you can do

1. Type
2. Sit
3. Stand
4. Walk
5. Pick nose
6. Blink
7. Bake a nice, sweet cake.

Seven most repeated phrases or words

1. Ha?
2. Lol.
3. Ha?
4. Haha
5. Ha?
6. Lol.
7. What?

Seven physical traits you look for the opposite sex

1. Eyes. Brown. Hazel brown.
2. Skin colour - must be fair.
3. Brownish long straight / slightly curly hair
4. Respectable mammary glands, opposite of what Tigera possesses.
5. Not too short
6. Not too plump nor skinny. I hate walking sticks.
7. Nice facial features, i.e. not square-jawed, slant-eyes, Michael Jackson nose etc.

Three names you go by

1. Ian
2. Ian
3. Gou Xiong. Allegedly invented by Ah Ling aaaaaaaaa

Three things you like about yourself

1. My brain.
2. My knowledge of how to dig money online, albeit not being able to do so. For now.
3. My emo-ness. Last time. Now I like my unattached self and emotion faculty disfunction. Singles rule.

Three things you don't like about yourself

1. My height.
2. My body size.
3. My face. Would like it smoother without scars or blemishes.

Three things that scares me

1. Bad SPM result.
2. Cockroaches.
3. No source of stable income next time.

Three Drinks I like:

1. Red Wine.
2. Teh C Peng. Make no mistake, it is my favourite drink. Perfect with roti bakar or roti canai.
3. Beer. Oh I like Tsing Tao beer too. Made in China with a crisp, slightly tangy taste.

Three of your daily essentials

1. Internet
2. Plain drinking water.
3. Handphone

Three things that you are wearing now

1. T-shirt
2. shorts
3. underpants

Three of my favourite movies

1. The Matrix Trilogy
2. LOTR Trilogy
3. Spiderman Trilogy.

That makes 9 movies. LOL ZOMGWTFWHYTHEBLOODYHELLDOITYPETHIS!! XDXDXDXDXD

Two Truths and A Lie

1. I'm horny.
2. I'm good in Biology.
3. I'm desirable physically. LOL XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Three things about the opposite sex that appeals you

1. The way they can do things men can't do. *nudge*
2. The way SOME of them can be such sweet angels.
3. Only a girl's humane touch can reach out to a guy's heart. You can't have a guy sit down next to a heart-broken man and say "Dude, its okay, lemme give u a hug". That's against law of nature.

Three careers that you are considering, or have considered

1. Neurosurgeon
2. Accountant
3. Website Designer/Programmer (recently added to my list of probable career)

Three people you would like to tag
1. Kris
2. Kim MOO MOO!!!!
3. Panthera Tigris. Pay it forward! LOL ZOMGWTFBBQ!!! Desu. Your influence are strong, o forum spammer. XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Ian can drive, finally!

Ian got his license today. He's happy because he can finally drive without fearing for the police. Lol.

Anyway, during the test, he almost stalled the engine while driving up the hill. Thank Lord the engine didn't stall. Prayer works. Ian prayed before going up.

Aside from the mean-looking JPJ officer who sat silently beside Ian with that badass sunglasses when Ian took the B route, the test went smoothly. Oh yeah, Ian got scolded too. Something like that. It's kinda stupid really, cause Ian did the side parking thing and forgot the park the car right after doing the test, so he turned round the mini roundabout. So this mean badass instructor yelled at Ian and asked what he was doing, as if Ian is going round and round the mini roundabout for fun. Of course Ian was freaked out and felt embarassed, so he gestured that he wanted to park the car properly over at the starting point. So much for being kind and considerate. Ian forgot mah. Plus what he did is thoughtful for the other candidates. All he got was a scolding. LOL. Funny, though.

Anyhow, CNY passed just like that. Almost broke his back doing all the house cleaning but Ian takes pleasure in knowing that he achieved something by doing and helping so hard.

Oh yeah, he checked the National Service thing. Guess where Ian will go? Selangor. Yeap. Bloody Kampung Something-I-Dunno-Where-It-Is. Great, right? Ian gets to peel coconut husks. And learn monkey talk. * Chimpanzee Ali, you want bananas? Okay, Ian trade bananas with peanuts. * Ian's father took it well, but his mum.. well let's just say he never saw his mum cry that much since Primary 6 when he failed his Chinese essay repeatedly at Mr. Chu's tuition class.

Ian's tired. Anyway, Ian is a bit anxious about SPM results. See first lor..

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