First post of 2008, post apocalypse.

~ This is my first post-apocalypse 2008 entry. Humanity, as we know it, is virtually wiped out by KV. THe virus, initially designed to combat cancer, has now infected humans and turned them into flesh-eating, monstrous.. things. Pity. Together with other sruviving bloggers who keep in touch, through blogging, we hold out against these Darkseekers. How long shall we hold out.. we know not. Pray to God we'll survive to see Kuching disinfected again. If we can't hold it.. then God have mercy on our souls.. ~

Too dramatic? Lol. 2008 is a dramatic new start. No school, no friends to have fun with, no bloody Sejarah to memorise or Add Maths to waste brain juice with. Alone at home, stuck with a lousy computer and a horny-serial-killer-on-the-loose novel to chew on.

By the way, the opening sentences are inspired by I am Legend. Awesome movie, Will Smith in his best form. Dramatic, shocking, sad, intriguing.. It's one of the best I've watched so far.


I finished playing Star Wars Republic Commando. Very awesome game. Yet, to think I really finished the whole thing in a week, speaks volumes about my boredom and how much I waste my time, storing adipose tissues underneath my sagging skin, staring at the computer, watching endless episodes of Tsubasa Chronicles. Life is good. Speaking of which, Republic Commando is quite fun. The developers really put in a lot of effort to make the game. It's really life-like, your commando squad mates are top-notch, impressive AI, with lots of weapons to boot. Enemy AI are the smartest I've seen in a game. Like, shoot a rocket at them, they can dodge it. And your team CAN dogde incoming missiles too. I was like, WOW. Not bad. And they talk, sometimes funnily. The game shows a gritty military aspect of Star Wars which is pretty real, unlike the Jedi's MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU and LIGHTSABRES and SITH crap to bore your tiny brains. For all first person shooter fans out there, I'd recommend the game. Its really impressive. Here's the vid, showing something about the game. It's not really from the game, but you'll get the idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cglJ9N_cED8

ANYway, I've finally mastered the art of how-not-to-stall-your-engine-while-reversing-the-car. Lol. It is fun to learn how to drive.

Sigh. Where is everyone.. I'm bored. Obviously.

Well since its new year, what about something as trivial and unimportant as new year resolution? Yay! I love new year resolutions! Provides a reminder not to follow them! Yeehaa~ I'm such an idiot.

Wishlist for 2008

- SPM straight A1's.
- Get a scholarship. Anywhere, I don't care. Desperate. Just gimme the bloody JPA scholarship and I'll not complain, and I'll vote Barisan Nasional for 5 years. Only. Oh, I revere you, the power of democracy! XD
- Get a new laptop, a handphone and a camera.
- Get slim, and taller. Which is quite impossible.

Things I intend to do in 2008

- Be courteous, humble and gentleman-like.
- Drink more water. LOL.

Humility, my key phrase in 2008. I'm gonna shut up and keep my head down for the year. The Feng Shui Master Dr. Christopher Lau did mention its gonna be a rough year for the Horse. Horsies offend Tai Sui this Rat Year. Aiyo.. what a pity. For those concerned enough, here's a pointer. Wear something gold to smoothen the bad energy and keep Tai Sui off your arse. If it works and you don't break your bones for the year, donate RM10 to me. Then I'll buy you daffodils when you graduate from wherever you're going.

Enough crap talk for now.. Crap is bad for health. Now click the lil' cross or the lil red button on the top right corner of this screen, and get the hell outta here. Or I'll call the Machete Man and chop off your right wrist. (It's from the horny-serial-killer-on-the-loose novel I'm reading.)